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basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.
girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?
boy: no, what happened?
girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake
boy: oh dear
checking to see if ur cake
A funny word used in school to offend other people.
Jimmie: Ur bad kid
Joe: Ur mom gay lololololo
The immortal "ur" joke. No one can be defeated using this phrase. This is a phrase stronger than Thanos' snap. It can wipe out 75 percent of life on the universe.
person 1: Your mom is big gay and u have bit lgbt.
person 2: *default dancing* ur family big not straight.
person 1: *head implodes*
a very nice compliment to someone's mom
ur momma so fat that she poops so big
1. When someone says or does something profoundly so stupid and out of pocket, that you are flabbergasted that they actually said it. Instead of cussing them out, you reply with this clever response; as a way of showing them that you are the bigger person (and maybe smarter) and reminding them of what they just said so they can rephrase what they stated... immediately giving an apology. 2. A short way of saying I beg your pardon or excuse me. 3. A polite way of telling someone that they are an idiot. 4. Just a simply sarcastic response to something some one just said.
I forgot to tell you that I ate all of the truffles last night...
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Why didn't you ask before eating all of my stuff?!
I prefer dairy over oat milk, I can't believe that you won't drink milk!
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Oat milk, is way healthier than real cow's milk.
I absolutely hate cats!
I beg ur scuse me?! I cannot believe what you just said.
The most ultimate insult. Can create a whole another universe with another one in it.
Person 1 : Ahhh... I hate you so much! No, no, d-don't let it come, n-NO!!!
Person 1 : ur mommy XY chrommy
Person 2 : *Re-creates the universe 100 times*
John: ur mum gay
Gerlad: ur dad lesbian
God: ur son/daughter bi
*Everyone dies*