what the gosh

A replacement for any other "What the...?" profanity imaginable. Used also as WTG?
Coined by a five year old somewhere in southern CA.

"...And then he was like, 'What the gosh?' because the principal was behind him and it was kinda funny...."

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SAY WHAT??

when you are in shock, or despair and your eyes get real big then you say "say what??"

an akward moment

krystal: you know bob is cheating on you??
sammie:SAY WHAT??

joe: i like boys
kim: SAY WHAT??

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what the quan?

similar to wtf. orignally used in the beginning of a sean kingston song.

guy: dude look at that girls getup

other guy: what the quan?

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What the eff!

An exclamation used when surprised or discontented. Can be a substitute for cussing. May actually gradually replace cussing and destroy bad habits.

Hey you just won the lottery.

OMG, thats awesome. I'm going to buy a mansion now and a tight car.

Oh too bad, so did three million others, so you got one dollar.

What the eff!

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And then what happened?

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.

“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”

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what is love?

fruit? no
bread? no
fruit and bread? probably not

is it a conversation?
jim: hi
pat (or bob): hi
J: hi
P(or B): hi
J: do you like mice?
P(or B): no
J:bye
P(or B): bye
NOT LOVE

is it a fruitful sales deal?
yes(no)
actually
no(maybe)

is it a hearty breakfast?
mmm, my favorite brand.

is it a 4 letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?
HELL YEAH

person: what is love?
bill wurtz fans: shows the video
person: suddenly become genius

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what died?

Expression to describe the foul odors emanated by a person who didn't wipe his/her ass well after taking a shit, or a person that laid an unbelievably stinky fart.

Maaaaan, what did you do, wipe your ass with a rock? What died? Use TP with some soap and water on it, and take a fuckin' shower!

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