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(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.
Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.
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All the best porn scenes collected from a time period.
Bill: Hey wanna go watch some porn?
Ted: Sure, do you still have your stash?
Bill: Yeah, I compiled a video containing all of the best sex scenes from 2007.
Ted: What might it be called?
Bill: Boner Jamz 2007, my friend.
Ted: Neeto!
Bill: Lets go get Bryce, and have a circle jerk to it.
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When you are so intellectually stimulated your brain gets a boner.
You: Did you guys check out my new 3D TV?
Me: Yeah, major brain boner.
Used when describing something that intellectually "turned" you on.
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A game started in Lancaster High School, in lancaster ny.
First, in the last 5 minuts of class, see if you can get a full stiff, and see if you can loose it before the bell rings for your next class. If not, you will walk through the halls with a boner, and nobody wants that!
" Yo Dave, im bord as fuck"
" u wana play the boner game?"
" fuck yea yo"
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The internal battery which gives a man his "Ups" and "Downs"
*BOING* (The Boner Battery was clearly doing its job)
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A "BONER KILLER" is when something good is about to, or is happening and all of a sudden it turns out to be bad. Its another way to express your hopes being let down.
" I went to KFC and when i was in line, I saw a roach run across the floor. That was such a BONER KILLER.So I left."
Example 1: You meet a cute girl/guy. They stink.You all of a sudden loose all attraction.
Example 2: Your at a party and your having fun. Then some idiot decides to start a fight. It gets out of control, the cops come over, and you get arrested. Your night is ruined.
Example 3: You have a crush on someone and then you come to find out something terrible about them (i.e. STD, hoe, player, too many kids, married). Ruins the image you had in your head about them.
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The sort of boners pussies get.
Damn you got a bieber boner?
y3@h II gott@ g0 Toil3t.
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