throat cheese

Throat cheese:

The hard bits of phlegm that randomly come out of your throat sometimes, they smell revolting.

It's like bad breath in a hard form.

'Hey jean smell this!'

*Jean throws up*

'What was that?!'

'Throat cheese baby'

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cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.

Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!

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Cheese Deluxe

When a guy puts cheese in a can on his dick and puts in the girls ass. This is usually done very very hard and very very fast.

Dude i gave this girl a cheese deluxe right between her buns!!!

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Poo Cheese

New Orleans term that means beyond sorry or the worse of the worse

Boy Dem Detroit Lions is Poo Cheese

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cheese eater

One who doesn't want to work yet expects to get paid.

Jane is a lazy cheese eater.

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keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.

Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?

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ass cheese

The remaining fecies left in someones ass-hole usually due to improper wiping procedures after one drops a log.

Petes ass cheese was potent enough to attract a herd of mice.

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