i hate them all

hating them ALL

Oh god its one of them. I hate them all.

I don't miss

Lincoln Stoner

Lincoln "I don't miss"

I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM

Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

i love amar

i love my beautiful girlfriend amar and shes shes so amazing and literally the BEST girlfriend/ best friend in the world if you think youre lucky, youre not because im even luckier and im with the love of my life!!

amars smile is so cute. thats one reason why i love amar

Aebdeung-i

in english aebdeung-i (called in 앱등이)
In other word it calls Apple Fanboy
A derogatory expression used in Korea The etymology is apple inc + Diestrammena (애플 + 곱등이)
Cuz the people who use apple product are almost gamsung-chung(who just need design) and ho-gu(it means Schwein)
in addition some people make a noise in korea such as in post office...etc

A : i just bought mac book! and i paid 3,000,000won! apple is the most best ever gorgeous number one best...
B : you re aebdeung-i

A : apple is smart
B : fuck you aebdeung-i

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”