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The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two
The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.
The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.
Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."
A suspect black man who drives zoo shuttle bus and offers you ride
Bro Anthony was going to go into cardiac arrest because of Bus Man
White Kid: Oh my God he's going the wrong way on the Google maps *goes into cardiac arrest*
Black Kids (dying of laughter): LMAO he might gas us bruh. I'm dead. But busman chill tho
A pedo that often resembles mr bean
Look at that mink man playing with the children
A much more slender version of slender-man
Yo is that slender-man?
Nah that’s just very slender-man.
When someone quits weed and gets really introspective and wise and shit
bro 1. we should go party
bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome