i hate them all

hating them ALL

Oh god its one of them. I hate them all.

I don't miss

Lincoln Stoner

Lincoln "I don't miss"

I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM

Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

I nutted in a duck

What you say when you nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf

I Need A Scout

When A high school football coach has 11 of his bench players come and Gang rape him.

I need A SCOUT yells Jarod, as he is brutally dicked down

i macgyvered the fuck out of it

Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.

When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

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