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A back door man is a man who likes to bang a woman in the ass. He’s the “get bent” type of guy.
“Back door man” expression was used in the 1930s and the 1960s psychedelic rock band The Doors adopted it where Jim Morrison uses the song’s title and context to define a man who has anal sex with his woman.
Btws…Timmothy is a back door man. So, prepare to get bent.
A highly specialized carpenter.
"The entrance to my home from my backyard was boring until I hired a back door man."
Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.
Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.
A webcomic/manga/anime written by ONE about a man named Saitama who is capable of defeating any enemy in a single punch.
The central theme of the story is that flaws in protagonists are important, and that a protagonist with zero flaws whatsoever is a boring protagonist, but most people always jump to "OMG HE CAN BEAT GOKU!!!!!!111" anytime they see the goddamned bald egghead.
OMG I JUST READ ONE PUNCH MAN LAST NIGHT AND HE TOTALLY ONE PUNCHED BOROS OMG OMG HE CAN SO BEAT GOKU!!111
..Ok?
When a man shows his knuckles to other guys, he doesn't show them like a girl-he puts them into a weird fist like a real man does!
He shiwed everyone his Man's Knuckle.
An exercise to help a man from peeing on himself it also improves the male orgasm and makes the erection harder.
EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.
JAY IF YOU DO YOUR KEGALS YOU WONT NEED TO BUY ANYMORE DEPENDS.
HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?
Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman
Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans