Ripped my A to my V

A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.

"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)

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V-3-5

L33Tspeak for "Great Shot!"

Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"

Lane: Joel, there's someone shooting you from behind!

Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*

Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!

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have (pronounced: hay-v)

to hate/love someone to the extent that you desire to punch them in the face then kiss them. an often conflicting emotional attachment to a person that allows you to be royally fucked by them because you love them, and as a result, you want to destroy them.

"rocky, i have (pronounced: hay-v) you so much i want to slap your mouth then kiss it!"

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Identity V Emma Woods

A girl with brown hair, a quite messed up straw hat, and (possibly) a green-ish apron with patches on it. She is, most likey, 22 years old and known as the gardener in Identity V.

Person 1: Have you heard of Identity V Emma Woods?

Person 2: Yeah, she seems so cute!

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Grand theft auto v

An upcoming game, by gaming developers Rockstar North, that will have 12 year old, little shits begging there mom to go buy at Gamestop at midnight.

Little Billy: MOOOOOOM, BUY ME THIS FUCKING GAME OR I'LL CHOP ANOTHER ONE OF THE DOGS EAR!

Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)

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V's Slip N' Slide

a virgin's way of doing everything but sex to avoid losing the "virgin" title. often very frustrating for the guy involved.

Vicki's dates usually end with V's Slip N' Slide, which usually results in no boyfriends.

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Mary Jane V-Card

One's virginity from the use of marijuana. The V stands for virginity. One who has a Mary Jane V-Card is one who has yet to smoke weed. To take away ones Mary Jane V-Card is to try smoking pot for the first time.

broooo, ur 17 and still have a Mary Jane V-Card?! tonight, were gonna get fuucked up and take that ugly V-Card away from u.

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