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The fly the quickly became famous staying on Mike Pence head for about 2 minutes. The fly probably got stuck to lots of hairspray, and is attracted to bull shit and lies.
The Mike Pence Fly only lands on the heads of idiots full of shit.
When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.
Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.
Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.
a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it
i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's
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A sex act in which you preform 5 positions in 5 minutes and then blow it on your partners chest.
Guy 1: I gave a girl the Mike Main Special last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!
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MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
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Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.
Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.
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A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.
This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection
Every scammer in the world should meet Mike "Rusty" Balszac!
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