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A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.
Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.
You: If you like that, then check this out.
*You whip it out*
You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
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Marijuana, aka grass, herb, etc. Take from the same bible passage "And the earth brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind; and God saw that it was good."
I was supposed to go to church, but I stayed home and studied Genesis 1:12 instead.
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Watch yourself and no one else - there is only one person thats gotta get through life with you ... YOU!
I'm cutting you lose, gotta look out for #1
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A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.
Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.
It is not caused by sugar.
Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."
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A whorish girl that you pick up at 1:30 am from the bar without having to buy her a drink, or really put any effort into it at all. She's not necessarily hot, but she just wants to get banged.
Dave: Did you pick up any girls from the bar last night.
Me: Well it was getting late so I picked up a dirty 1:30.
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Let me put this in terms a teenager can understand
Archduke Franz Ferdinand was in Sarajevo and Gavrilo Princop popped a cap in his ass
Austria-Hungary got pissed off and asked Germany for help who gave them a "do whatever the fuck you want" or a blank check. Austria-Hungary finally asked Serbia to stop all anti Austria-Hungary activities and let them investigate the murder themselves. Serbia said fuck no and then Austria-Hungary declared war
because Russia was an allie of Serbia it began mobilization (preparing for war) and Germany didn't like this so they said "back the fuck up" to which Russia said no so Germany declared war on Russia and for no apparent reason whatsoever (just to be assholes I suppose) declared war on France. the declaration of war by Germany on France pissed off the English so England declared war on Germany
so basically they're all fighting when one day Germany shot a torpedo and sunk the Lusitania. the United States put their foot down and decided enough is enough and they were going to enter the war.
the Germans shit their pants and I can't remember what happened next but that's how it started
Class, today we're learning about World War 1
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The rating scale for people's looks.
It goes like this.
1- Monster can't look at them or they'll burn your eyes out.
2- Heinous, Busted- Needs plastic surgery.
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly.
4- Below Average/Unattractive- Someone you'd never go out with.
5-Average, could be slightly unnatractive, someone you wouldn't look at twice.
6- Barely Do-able, that's if they're "endowed" in other places. If not, you most likely wouldn't. But they can look ok if they try hard.
7- Cute/Doable- someone you wouldn't be ashamed of. Definitely Date material/maybe more.
8-General Hot/Good Looking- May or may not be exotic looking or just average hot, but definitely someone you'd fuck, want to have a long term relationship with.
9-Super Smoking Hot- People you don't see in public often and someone you'd die to fuck.
10- Perfection- dosen't exist but someone can be as high as a 9.9, close to it.
The 1-10 Scale is pretty accurate.
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