Cum Tsunami

Ejaculatory fluids so volumetric it can bury a small Pacific island in cum

Baby, you're about to get a cum tsunami!

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cum burger

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

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cum cookies

noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.

Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)

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cum stain

a complete waste of human flesh or a moron

my boss is such a cum stain

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cum chugger

sum1 who eats cum during oral sex
a diss

she is such a cum chugger she ate my cum
dude, ur such a cum chugger

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cum over

Phrase used when you want someone to come to your place and have hot steamy relations with them all day and night.

**Vajessa speaking to Jacob on the phone**Cum over so that we can cuddle and watch movies.
*Bethany over hears and laughs to herself* Yeah, cuddling and movies... riiight!...

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cum storm

When you are getting sucked off by a girl and there is a fan in the room ejaculate into the fan so that it sprays all around the room.

cum storm

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