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A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.
Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff
It’s when you get a little sucky for 20 bucky.
A man can I have a 20 Bucky Sucky?
If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.
In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.
the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will
fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20
The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on
Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means
Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on
the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.
Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met
Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.
-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20