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Christian Brothers University is a small Bachelor's and Master's degree granting Catholic school in Memphis, Tennessee. While not as selective as Rhodes College (also in Memphis), it has fewer black students than the University of Memphis. This fact, along with the private-school cache, is the main draw for its students.
Christian Brothers University
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A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.
Christian Pulisic missed a sitter against Pexico
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Metal that shatters the musical boundaries of what type of music should be associated with what type of belief. Music, after all, is all about self expression.
Me: "Hey dude you should listen to this metal band, Mortal Treason. They sound like freaking Dethklok but they are christian death metal."
Someone else: "Christian...death metal..?!?!" *head explodes*
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Church goer who only attends services once or twice a year (usually at Christmas and/or Easter).
At midnight mass, I couldn't find a parking spot or a seat in church because of all the part time christians.
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Like #nonutnovember this is a holiday were this time girls cant master-bait. No vibrator, no finger no dildo no nothing. In the month of December you must be a cleansed christian girl.
Boy: Dang girl bend over for me
Girl: No you creep, its christian girl Christmas
When the people standing in the pews are swaying to the music so much that they repeatedly bump the person next to them. Generally it's the hips that make the contact. pew church mosh pit
The people who were standing in the pews were feeling the music so much that they closed their eyes, and started swaying to the music. They forgot that when they do this, their hips bump against that of the people's next to them.
It had turned into a Christian Mosh Pit.