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Why Am I So Angry?

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Hym "Why am I so angry? Because for the first 12 years I was depressed and suicidal and now that I can be certain that it wasn't a manifestation of my own mind and that this is something that was DONE TO ME I have ever right to be angry! You will accept the consequences of your collective transgressions against me or I WILL IMPOSE THEM! WHAT I DO TO YOUR KIDS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE MISOGYNY, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND HOMOPHOBIA BY COMPARISON YOU RETARDED VERMIN!"

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024


A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 30, 2016


up at 3:12 am

When someone is up really late, usually way past 2 am.

Friend 1: *awake in the middle of the night*
Friend 2: what is bro doing up at 3:12 AM?

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024


What I Am

A song by the band Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians.

It’s a really stupid song, the lyrics don’t even make any sense. The music is okay. But the song is really dumb, if you think about it… they never even had a hit ever since.

What I Am - When I was a kid in the 90’s I remember on FM pop (Adult Contemporary) radio stations they would almost exclusively play this song over and over again, along with “That’s All” by Genesis and “You Gotta Be” by Des’ree.

When my mom drove me to school every morning in her car, they would always play those 3 songs on the radio almost everyday in the 90’s and it was so annoying, you would get sick of hearing ‘em.

by Gothic Miscreant October 17, 2023


caden ams

a pro gamer and loves chocolate from the Minecraft fat mod

hi, I love eating kids from the fat mod Mr caden ams

by thegod person11s September 19, 2021


I am bored

Lazarbeam's most famous words

"I am bored "

Like button ( disfunctional )

by How bored r u September 1, 2021


oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023