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When a virgin takes her first mouthful of cum and gasps for air.
The girl guide sealed the sale by having a Angel Asthma attack.
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Most are living their 3rd life, can heal and protect you, most can predict the furture and also have premonitions to be able to save lives, if you ever meet one they won't tell you that they are one unless your one of them, they are telepathic and are empath. Also if you meet one don't let them go they are very good hearted honest loyal people. Don't piss one off because they have powers and can destroy your life in a blink of an eye so trust them when they give advise as well it's true and honest, and very knowledgeable remember they have been here for 3 terms of this life.
Hi, have you met my new friend, she's a fire angel?
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A two-card poker hand that initially appears good, but after an unfavourable flop makes you lose all your money
pocket aces A-A but a flop of 4-5-6 and someone has a straight on the flop with 3-7 for example, a terrible hand but one which has you now drawing dead, but because of the spuff angel you are stuck and can't help but put all your money in anyway
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Placing a damp piece of toilet paper against your butthole while jerking off.
Steve: Oh man I'm so stressed out
Tom: You need an Angel's Kiss buddy
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To stop the devious licks
Devious Lick? more like Angelic Yield.
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Angel, has the biggest dick of he's friends and he will always be their when you need someone to cheer you up when you're feeling sad
Angel, you have the biggest dick of all
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