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The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
Getting cum in the pubic hair.
"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"
Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?
A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
A voice so soothingly masculine it has a beard
“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”