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having many intricate, ornate, and intelligent thoughts before climaxing
"Boy that was some brain blast. The thoughts I have when I ejaculate, I tell you what."
To Coochie blast is to finger a girl hard she cums almost instantly
Bro she bet it was impossible to make her cum in a minute so I’m gona coochie blast her tonight and prove her wrong
meaning a train is being driven very quickly.
Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
When ur pipí blows of cum and makes a mess
My pipí blasted and the nigger moaned
This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
ryan you’re never gonna know x
Ryan: “what’s a blast blocker?”
everyone: “you know the rules”
A individual whom perpetuates the blocking of one’s blast, often in a social setting. A blast blocker know not what they do or not what they are until either exposed by a third party or having epiphany during one’s quest to find them self.
Ryan: “What’s a blast blocker?”
Everyone: “You know the rules”
Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah
Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”