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the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat
i just California eggrolled my dag
Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.
A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.
Typically, 2 or more people will say the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. and then proceed to say "jinx" and count from 1 to 10. To save time, you can say "jinx california" because they already have 10 letters. The rules in regular jinx still apply here. Just that you can add "california" to the end of jinx to beat the person you've said the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. with.
"Shut up."
"Shut up."
"Jinx California! (skip counting 1 to 10 out loud)"
While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.
Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.
When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass
That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night
A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.
"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."