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A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.
"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"
Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??
Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??
Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.
Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.
Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
When someone gets out of their car at a red light to check their tires.
At the next red light I'm going to need to pull a Chinese Stop.
When a girl rubs her wet pussy across a man's back, then proceeds to massage it.
Sarah and Jeff had a brief period of Chinese relaxation.
When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).
Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?
A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"