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When you jokingly ask a friend to marry you on facebook. Or when your gf/bf wants to have that up instead that you to are in a relationship.
You:Dude last night things got kinda serious with my girlfriend!
Friend: Why, what happened?
You: She asked me to facebook marry her!
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when miracles happen via facebook you thank your online savior.
I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.
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When all your status updates are complaints, mostly whining or whinging about nothing that anyone but you cares about. You hope that someone, somewhere on Facebook will like your update or try to consol you. Basically, its attention seeking for victims.
If I read one more facebook whine from that woman again, I will have to unfriend her. I don't care if the Caesar salad she ate at a restaurant had too much garlic in it! Grow up! Oh, and last night she got too many mosquitoe bites, awful! It's so annoying when people spend their time facebook whining...
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It is the tumb up button used in Facebook chat that is only used for sarcastic purposes. It cannot be used as a sense of apporval or anything else as it is solely at sarcastic thumb.
Fb'er 1:Saw a cow today
Fb'er 2: 👍
Fb'er 1: ahh not the Facebook thumb
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Someone who is on facebook incessently. Such an individual is often highly addicted to the website. In order to be classified as a facebook mogul, one must have over three hundred friends and over one thousand wall posts.
The girl was hospitalized after she spent her entire spring break looking at facebook. She had forgotten to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom. She was a real facebook mogul.
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Sitting on facebook for multiple hours creeping on peoples facebooks and cruisin through their friends and what not
Tesnow was facebook cruisin' hardddddd
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When annoying couples swoon over eachother on Facebook, when they could have easily just texted, or heaven for bid, tell the person how they feel. Usually leaves the rest of the Facebook community feeling awkward and disgusted from the cheesey showy interaction.
Joe Thill wrote on Courtney Disch's wall:
"I had so much fun with you today, darling. You looked soooo cute."
Courtney Disch wrote on Joe Thill's wall:
"Awh, well aren't you the sweetest <3 You looked cuter though.. I love you baby times a bajillion."
THE ENTIRE FACEBOOK COMMUNITY:
"Seriously, go away with your annoying Facebook pda."
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