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The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.
The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.
Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?
A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham
Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer
The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.