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A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
Guy 1: I'm never drinking again
Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.
Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?
Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.
Guy 1: ...fuck
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Original saying was "I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder".
Meaning when a man had got safely on board ship by climbing the ladder from the sea or from a lifeboat, don't bother about saving the rest of the guys because I don't really care about them.
A thoughtless self-serving person when asked to sympathise or help someone who had lost his/her job might say "Well, I'm all right Jack!".
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A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.
Ohh he has made 50 million and still hasn't sold??!, then if He's still in, I'm still in.
You're not quirky get over yourself :)
"I'm not like other girls."
"Yes you are you're a girl."
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It means just that, "I'm crazy about you". It means I'm CRAZY about you, I love you, I REALLY like you and I care about you. I'm falling for you.
Sometimes it could mean any of those things.
"He told me 'I'm crazy about you'"... "Aww, he's probably falling for you"
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A quote from Dave Chappelle imitating the rockstar, Rick James, in a hilarious skit during his show. Because of that, the quote has become a really big internet thing on somethingawful.com and several other sites such as www.imrickjamesbitch.com
"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
"What?"
"SLAP!!!! I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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something someone says to get you to look behind you
"I'm right behind you"
*looks back*
*no one's there*
*looks around*
*no one's around*
:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary