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When you're on your period and for some reason everything you say just doesn't make any sense.
I had such bad period brain today that I told my neighbor his face reminds me of mashed potatoes
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When Cancer gets so terminal that it spreads to the brain
I HAVE BRAIN CANCER That dude looks like he has Brain Cancer
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Someone who has a vagina that has been used and abused. It consists of a very loose and wide vagina. The lips are so fucked up they look just like a miniature brain! =
Example,
Guy: GOD IM GOING TO BANG U SO HARD!
Girl: Yes! Take me! Oh G-man!!
*10 Hours later*
Guy: Damn! This thing looks like a miniature pussy brain now!
Girl: I must be brainy!
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A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).
I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.
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Ryan: Hey Morgan, wanna go smoke a blunt with me and Cam?
Morgan: Yeah!
Cam: You got the blunt?
Ryan: Yeah man, let's go!
Morgan: Wait, what?
Cam: Morgan's fucking brain dead man.
Morgan: Who?
Cam: You.
Morgan: Oh.
Five minutes later
Morgan: Hey, wait, I'm not brain dead you asshole!
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When someone manages to use less brainpower than physically capable.
Man 1: Hey, what's 27 + 3?
Man 2: 31
Man 1: Do you have a caveman brain?
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When several people brainstorm. Several storms become a hurricane. A brain hurricane.
#1: I can't find my car keys!
#2: Do you remember where you put them last?
#3: I have an idea.
#1: What?
#3: Let's brainstorm!
#2: A BRAIN HURRICANE!!
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