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Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.
My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.
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He pinnacle of drunken recovery. The ability to be black out drunk, and take a 3-5 minute power nap and wake up apparently completely sober. As if god himself replaced your liver with an entirely new one. The ability that people question whether you’re actually human, or some sort of demigod that has the power to sober up within a short nap timeframe.
Guy: Dude Taylor just passed out after his 9th shot.
Other guy: yeah he’s taking an Irish power nap
*5 minutes later*
Taylor: *wakes up, acting sober* who’s down for shots ?
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Drinking so much that you can't say goodbye and just pass out from drinking right where you are
Johnny gave us an irish collapse last night after drinking two bottles of jack.
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A shot of cum with a Jameson chaser.
“The Irish Lava Lamp, blow your load with a side of Jameson”
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1. Hospitalization and fluid replenishing IV drip after excessive alcohol consumption or binge drinking
2. The act of getting a hydrating IV drip and/or consuming lots of fluids to recover from a night of drinking.
You hear Nate is in the Hospital again? After that month long bender he was admitted for an Irish oil change
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When you get spanked so hard it turns your vagina into a penis.
(Similar to the difference between an innie and outie belly button)
"Spank me, Sam!"
"I better be careful, I don't wanna give you an irish outie."
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To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with
I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet
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