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A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.
I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.
noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
Trash or being of poor quality.
James: your test results are so booke
Tom: Shut the fuck up
To see a bus through a window and get ready to catch it, only to discover the bus is a reflection on the other side of the road.
"Emily, that was a fuck off massive booke, your bus isn't for another twenty minutes"
a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had
having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.
a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had
having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days