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Jump The Clock

To be late on attendance

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you

by SauceMilliken July 30, 2017


Assassin Jump

1. A normal jump off a ledge

2. A normal jump

3. A fail at doing a ninja jump

He assassin jumped off that ledge at school

I assassin jumped over that box

He assassin jumped over it

by MegaLucario March 5, 2015


slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009


Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.

Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.

by Gottapee June 18, 2022


Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022


Jump on

people who dont know what jump on someone means

Kevin: Yo jump on kylie
Bruce: Sure
*Bruce walking to kylie*
Jumps on kylie without hurting her

by rolexdude8756 May 31, 2023


time jump

The more colloquial term for time travel used by time travellers.

Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.

"Only way we can fix classified is if we time jump."

"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."

"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."

by dukethejumper March 9, 2024