I just keep moving forward.

Phrase used by fucking chaderen yeager against whack marley. Commonly used against battling depression, severe ptsds and much more. #genocide

Gay: MAN MY LIFE SUCKS! IM SO DEPRESSED!

Chad: I'm depressed too, but I just keep moving forward.

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JAFA (just another fucking armenian)

"Just Another Fucking Armenian" A term used In Glendale,CA. buy non-armenians to discribe a person they do not know. and used to replace the former discriptive term known as "ARMO"
or the even shorter term simply "MO" In the early 1980's All the Armenians in the world decided they wanted to move to Glendale,ca. And so they have done and continue to do.
The people that still live in glendale and remember the 1980's
use this term as in the examples below.

Q. "hey Ozzie who was in that BMW driving so fast in the school zone with children present?

A. "well Harriet that was JAFA (just another fucking Armenian) in a Salvage title Mercedes Benz"

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im just slapping your flaps

1. it is the opposite of im just busting your balls and or female version of im just busting your balls.

2.it is a quick comeback to make fun of a guy implieing he doesnt have his manhood instead he has a vajj.

your friend is getting vagitated with something you said and you reply its ok buddy im just slapping your flaps.

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i just saw your britney

when a girl is wearing a dress or a skirt and she spreads her legs and you can see her vagina. just like britney spears when she gets out of the car.

OMG Lauren I just saw your Britney!!

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DIJF? (or Did I just fart?)

DIJF?, Did I just fart?; A retorical question that often follows a room clearing event. Also a situation where the total unpopularity of a person might leave them with the notion that a stinker must be present.

Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...

Lee; Man, I was down at the town hall meeting and suddenly right in mid sentance, there's like, nobody listening. So I turn around and theres almost no one in the entire room.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.

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I just didn’t have the cameras on

A popular phrase used by YouTuber FlightReacts, where he says that he did something amazing without the cameras on. While he could have done it, it’s the fact that he’s a douchebag and overuses it makes it untrustable.

Amazing 360 spinning tomahawk dunk happens
FlightReacts: oH i DiD tHaT oNcE iN hIgH sChOoL i WaS a BeAsT aT eVeRy SpOrt i JuSt DiDn’T hAvE tHe CaMeRaS oN
Me: STOP THE CAP BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🧢🧢🗑🗑

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what did i just watch?

An overly used phrase popular on YouTubes comment section. Often used after someone watched a weird YouTube video.

“What did I just watch?” ... the comment usually gets thousands of likes.

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