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Whitesburg Kentucky is a place that is stuck in the 1800's. It's one of the smallest citys there are. And home for the stereotypical Redneck. They are most known for thier shake and bake meth whoring and wide spread diesease. The people there are all toothless, moraless, and crazy. They fight to kill.
I became addicted to Iv meth in whitesburg Kentucky.
After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.
To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?
Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.
Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?
Partner 2: What ribs?
Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
When someone swirls their tongue around the head of a cock as fast as possible.
Man last night she gave me the good old Kentucky whirlwind and it blew my mind!
Where a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....
I have moment in my pants at the start of every horse race ....damn you Kentucky Waterfall...
When a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....
"I have movement in my britches at the start of every horse race - damn you Kentucky Waterfall!"
When you give a girl an enema with Kentucky bourbon (preferably Jim beam) and have her shit it back out of her ass on to your face and or torso.
Hey did you hear how Jamie Lynn gave Cletus a Kentucky waterfall last night? They sure know how to party.
A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks
Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes
Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair
•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires
•No cab corners or rockers
•Rock lights in wheel wells
•Lightbars that’s don’t work
And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
Damn was that crew of western kentucky shitboxes or what