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lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

by Shakeyshakey August 19, 2015


left centre

Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.

"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"

by silkbowtie January 10, 2012


Who left

Your mom

Some person: Hey! Who left thi
Me: Your mom

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022


Left a smoke

A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke

Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke

by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018


swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021


My left toe

Period queen

My left toe tastes weird

by Yikesthatsbad October 17, 2020


Left on deleted

When messaging someone, specifically snapchat but also applying to other social media platforms such as Instagram, this is the act of replying to their message, then deleting your reply and not replying anything else, leaving them with nothing other than a notification saying that a message has been deleted. A similar effect to leaving someone on read, but to a stronger extent.

Person one: “Damn man, how’s texting that girl going?”
Person two: “Shes not into me, I got left on deleted

by Olympicasseater69 January 12, 2020