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Try this scenario: Girl 1 is born at 1:30 am in Paris, France on January 2nd. So on every document her birthday is listed as January 2nd.
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
Here about that Lesbian Porn Paradox? Not sure if it was really child porn.
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An indie band formed in Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada. Members include Kurtis White (drums/vocals), Cody Zevenbergen (guitar/harmonica/vocals), Steve Seguin (vocals/bastard tea jug filled with rocks/guitar) and Nathan Krulicki (vocals). Their music can be found on their facebook fan page. They were founded after Cody viewed an episode of the daily show in which Jon Stuart told him that he'd be very disappointed if the band was not formed. They believe in mothers as classy ladies and grandmothers as whores.
Have you heard The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco!'s new song, Thanksgiving Fiasco! ? It's so good!
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Is a counterproductive meeting often scheduled on weekly basis that sucks the life out the moment or activity where discussions evolve around railroad policy, procedures and protocols that no one will actually follow in real life.
A Lesbian House Meeting is where a meeting is called between flat mates to discuss petty issues such as house cleaning, lesbian kitty money and scheduling the next house meeting! This definition is not limited the domestic arena.
worse then "ur mom gay"
Carl Block: "UR MOM GAY"
Joe: "ur dad lesbian"
Carl: *dies*
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When a girl calls her girlfriend daddy in the bedroom and a sexual turn on/kink.
This may also be used in the ddlg (Daddy Dom/Little girl) as an alternative instead of calling your girlfriend/caregiver mommy, instead you call them daddy.
My girlfriend wants me to call her daddy, I thought that only straight girls and guys enjoy being called that.
Daddy kink- A kink involving the depiction of sexual activity or tension between a father figure and a (usually) younger character.
Lesbian daddy kink- a girl that calls her girlfriend daddy
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When two overweight, interacial, women scissor.
”Oh dude, those two women probably do the lesbian big mac.”
An amazing comeback to “ur mom gay” this phrase will also warp the time continuum.
Lenard: ur mom gay
Latrice: ur dad lesbian
*thanos engulfs half the planet”