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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*

It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

by Sparkle355 March 14, 2017

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Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 January 27, 2016

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Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.

Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.

by Im Judy :) August 25, 2017

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child licking

a terrible crime only done by the most depraved people alive

zozo and kenz love child licking

by zozo loves kenz April 27, 2019


Wacky Lick

When you flirt with an Uber or Lyft driver.

Today my friend Ally was Wacky Licking my Uber driver.

by CookieFuck January 25, 2019


Esophageal Licking Syndrome

The distinct feeling of having to clear your throat because you constantly hear someone clearing theirs, even though you have no actual issue. Almost feels like someone is actively licking the back of your throat.

Becky keeps clearing her throat so much it's giving me ELS (esophageal licking syndrome).

by Noillik November 30, 2022


Lick my ball sack

A phrase used to angrily and inappropriately reject someone's opinion.

You hate blahblahblah? Lick my ball sack.

by Random Words & Definitions May 29, 2024