Luke;
Is the best guy you will ever meet, he might be slow to open up to you because he’s been hurt in the past but give him time and he will make you the happiest girl.
Luke is my Prince Charming
RUN while you still can. all lukes are crazy and have small cocks, I mean world record for smallest penis.
please leave me alone Luke
You know that guy... The one who killed a Hamster with a microwave (at least 20 times) who has to many knives? Thats me, A Luke WE ARE ALL INSANE!
-Shlukey
Damn that crazy Luke, never give him a microwave or you are gonna get killed
You know, everyone always says, oh Luke is very nice, cute guy and everything but we have to get to the important things, he's hilarious, he's got perfect hair, very large penis, deserves girls even if girls don't know it, ya know he's kinda the best guy in the world
P.S, Oh my god, Luke makes me wanna cum no homo
A luke, or lukes is a mixed island monkey, who’s intend is to ruin his bloodline by breeding his sperm with white american woman, but would also enjoy a bit of homosexual esex with his friends. A luke is also a very violent black nazi, who’s in a gang which he calls it some division but it’s really just a hood blood type shit. Lukes are found in triniborea, with white moms.
“Hey, luke want to have esex again like last time?”- some triniborean fag
“OH SHIETT FOO, IGHT MANE LESSGO”- a lukes