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when the energy suddenly changes and seems really surreal and then theres a frog. you follow the frog and it leads to another dimension. this happens to every person at least once in their life. good luck
1 : where did you go?
2 : oh i had the magic frog moment
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a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.
When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..
"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!
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A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.
When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.
Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
The most magical bitch still has me figuring her out.
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The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!
Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !
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When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.
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The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
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An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.
Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
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