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Jason matthews

Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over

I love me some Jason matthews

by Love Jason April 10, 2021


Matthew Buller

A real faggot and a true cunt and has been since he came out of the womb, also normally a giant bitch

See that guy over there? Thats Matthew Buller and he's the real cunt here.

by Matthew8Buller August 3, 2018


Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need

"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews

by someone super funny November 11, 2021


Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing May 1, 2023


Matthew Huerta

This guy has it all. His looks, his charisma, and his massive cock. He is always ready for anything, and he is always dressed to impress. Nobody can top him, he is unstoppable.

"Dude, I just saw Matthew Huerta last night".
"I think I was dreaming. "

by The Mister Master January 31, 2023


matthew gleeson

A really nice guy who was skinny, weak and a gamer, is now a really nice, smart, determined hot dude and loves his sports.

That guy is such a Matthew Gleeson.
Matthew Gleeson is the nicest guy ever.

by Drtustdyj September 15, 2017


Matthew Beattie

A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.

Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him

by Suiiiii2004 November 3, 2021