A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.
"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"
This guy has it all. His looks, his charisma, and his massive cock. He is always ready for anything, and he is always dressed to impress. Nobody can top him, he is unstoppable.
"Dude, I just saw Matthew Huerta last night".
"I think I was dreaming. "
A really nice guy who was skinny, weak and a gamer, is now a really nice, smart, determined hot dude and loves his sports.
That guy is such a Matthew Gleeson.
Matthew Gleeson is the nicest guy ever.
A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.
Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him
A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"
Guy: did you see that Matthew Emerton?
Girl: such a Matthew Emerton
Spider-Man with a gyatt.
That 7 year old is Matthew harrison
Matthew Rustad-the coolist man or yung man youl ever meat.