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A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.
Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"
Michael Joseph is a private investigator and he owns Blue Systems International, a private investigation agency.
Michael Joseph is Orange County Private Investigator
He’s secretive and mysterious yet he caught every girls attention as he walks by. He’s academically smart, a mathematician. He loves watching movies and an adventurous type of person. He’s having a hard time opening up to other people. He always have two moods: he’s mysterious and jolly. He’s a very good leader in a group, has the beautiful eyes I ever seen, and has a wide range of knowledge. Knows his limitations, his hardest enemy is his conscience, and he has principles.
Friend 1: Is he okay?
Friend 2: I think he’s not, but he won’t tell it, it’s Seanne Michael, duh!
me: his wall are high
The act of plopping a solid turd on ones feet then slapping their genitalia back and forth with their left hand. After smear the little brown eye escapee onto the back of the victims eyes while using your tounge to harden the nips of the victim.
Guy 1: What is on your shoes!!?
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.
Michael Keegan, A white 5’4 kid that goes to School in always red like he’s a blood. He is Obsessed with a black girl named Jazarah that’s from the hood and is secretly a school shooter. He’s very sus and can’t keep his dick in his pants. Michael Keegan often likes to hangout with a Lightskin, A ashy fish and a gorilla.
Michael Keegan is very sexy but gay
One of the best singers who ever walked the earth. The only other singers at his level are Freddie Mercury and Prince. If you haven't listened to his music and been enlightened you are WRONG. Unfortunately he has been accused of many things, but we still love him. He is also known as The King of Pop or God.
Michael Jackson is the best. Justin Bieber completely failed in life and music PERIOD.