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When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.
Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.
"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"
The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!
Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack
Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster
When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.
-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
The second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, written by Rick Riordan
Random Percy Jackson Fangirl: Sea of monsters by Rick Riordan is the best book I've ever read!