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When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.
Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.
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A huge muff on either a male or a female.
"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
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" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"
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A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water
Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster
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The second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, written by Rick Riordan
Random Percy Jackson Fangirl: Sea of monsters by Rick Riordan is the best book I've ever read!
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"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"
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The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!
Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
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Much like a Blanket Monster a Shower Monster is any of the following:
a. A person who is constantly showering
b. A person who uses up all the hot water and leaves others to freeze
c. A person who takes an excessively long time in the shower (A.K.A. Bathroom Monster)
A. Since Bill was a germaphobe he was constantly taking showers, this earned him the nick name 'The Shower Monster.'
B. When Cindy was at camp it seemed as if you was always preceded by a Shower Monster. Not once her entire time there did she get a hot shower.
C. Jose's older sister was such a Shower Monster that often times she didn't leave the bathroom until after breakfast.
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