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1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
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A school that claims to be catholic and holy but has the highest concentration of freshmen thots and pot heads. Also has its fai share of white girls who talk like they were born and raised in Toronto
Girl: Let’s go to Mother Teresa High School
Girl 2: Why, so we can fuck up the bathrooms
A psychedelic blues band. That brings back the sounds of the 60's. sounds like the grateful, buddy guy, my morning jacket, the doors, strawberry alarm clock, and umphreys mcgee all in one.
Dude says - Mother Earth Peace Band, was the best band i've seen live.
Other dude says - fuckin' right it was.
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A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now is probably the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "leave me alone" but carries a kind of sarcastic meaning. it's usually used when someone proposes to you something and you just refuse because it either doesn't interest you or you just don't care.
He: Hey man let's kick his ass outa here
Me: ahhh...Leave me in you mother
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A fake group that someone with no life started. It's not real people, so don't worry about it.
Mothers against hard rock is fake people... Don't believe it... fuck...
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A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.
Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
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If you ever felt like breaking something, injuring someone, or just straight up fucking shit up.
In Dying Days by As Blood Runs Black sings "Bring the mother fuckin ruckus!" At that point, you go apeshit and start fucking shit up until the breakdown, then you try not to die from headbanging so hard.
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