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The act of scoping sex juices from a females ass and slapping her across her face with it.
That bitch was so skanky she begged Hantzel to give her the Colombian mud slap.
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Similar to a Dutch Oven. While your partner is in bed with you, and their head is under the covers, you flatulate and a little extra surprise escapes.
Kat looked up in disgust and wiped the gift of Hershey Squirts off her face from the Mexican Mud Oven Randy gave her.
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A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.
Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.
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n. Giving yourself an enema with Milwaukee’s Best (or Old Milwaukee for the senior citizens), then shitting it all over your girlfriend while she relaxes in the tub.
Instead of sending my girlfriend to the spa, we stayed at home and I gave her a Milwaukee Mud Bath.
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when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head
i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night
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To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.
When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.
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When a person is taking a dump and a second person sits on the first person's lap effectively taking a dump between person number one's legs.
"Hey dude I gotta shit"
"Fuck off I am already grumpin"
"Bangladesh mud run mother fucka"
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