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A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
A voice so soothingly masculine it has a beard
“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.
Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!
a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.
When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
Gross painful dandruff all up in your beard.
Tom: "I got some superbad beard gnar right here"
Angela: "Get some Vaseline on there"
Jonjo: "Nah you need coconut oil"