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full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

by Magogigle October 23, 2009


Get Off The Cell Phone

A phrase used when someone is unfocused or is not paying attention to the task at hand

"Wait? I zoned out. What were you saying?"
"Come on dad, GET OFF THE CELL PHONE."

by Leanne Young May 18, 2006


i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care

person 1: “i don’t like short boys
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

by luhvtuls October 2, 2023


Cell Phone Freak Out

The brief frantic search that occurs when you you think you've lost your cell phone only to find it right in your pocket.

Matt- Why is Bob flailing around like that?
Mary- Looks like a cell phone freak out... yup he found it.

by Tall Cool One February 13, 2010


duckin my phone calls

When your trying to get a hold of someone and they purposely ignore your phone calls.

I can't believe Nas keeps duckin my phone calls, I need to talk to the landlord and sign my lease.

by Oneandahalf March 26, 2014

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blowing up my phone

constant text messaging, getting another message before you've finished typing your reply. typically the sender has the hots for the receiver.

"He won't lay off. He keeps blowing up my phone."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

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Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does

Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 5, 2018