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crazy mad beaver bitch

a crazy bitch that needs to shave her beaver.

wow man I am never going to that whore house again. A crazy mad beaver bitch tried to gnaw off my willie.

by Lionel Matson February 21, 2008

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


psycho groupie cocaine crazy

The first line of an awesome song by System of a Down. This line is repeated many times.

"Psycho! Groupie! Cocaine! Crazy! Psycho groupie cocaine crazy, psycho groupie coke, makes you high, makes you hide, makes you really wanna go, STOP!" -Psycho, System of a Down.

by Chris Hansen!!! May 7, 2009

55πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 February 22, 2011

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

by Vagena Hurtz December 28, 2007

61πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Never put dick in crazy

A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.

Usually a woman that:

Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.

"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"

by NIπŸ…±πŸ…±ER FAGGOT October 6, 2017

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape

It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.

I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.

All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.

by Leet-Crazysnaps-Mcgee October 8, 2011

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Crazy Cat Nail Lady

Crazy Cat Nail Lady is an alternate name for a certain nail and comedy based YouTuber.

Did you see Crazy Cat Nail Lady's newest video?

by TheZjads October 24, 2017