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Preview Beers

The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.

J.T. Invited us to grab some preview beers at 2pm, but the tap room doesn’t open till 4.

by WanderingGinger February 5, 2022


beer bing

"Beer Bing" is a game in which two people get so drunk they forget they're playing beer pong.

Brenna and Rachel are so drunk, they think they beer binging right now.

by Sharkbayt January 30, 2016


Banker Beer

Coors original.

Nothing ends a long day at the office better than a smooth banker beer.

by banker101 January 2, 2011


Hizzy beer

a beer left unfinished, typically in a can.

Alex left a hizzy beer on the counter.

by FriscoFrank January 6, 2023


Vendredi Beers

friday beers, with a silly french twist. When you're chatting with your buddies about meeting up for drinks on friday. Vendredi Beers

I don't know if i can do Vendredi Beers tonight because I have to be sane for Sunday Stuff. - John Finguz

by AM3R1CN November 4, 2011


Beer Cologne

A fragrance brought on by either spilling a lager or ale on oneself, or having beer spilled on you by friends/strangers. The aroma possesses the intensity of cologne with the scent of beer.

Barney: She knew I was drunk when she smelled my beer cologne.

Ted: Lots of spillage?

Barney: Yes, Ted. I was totally wearing the beer cologne.

by Jerod W. February 5, 2011


Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface March 29, 2018