titty wank

Wanking yourself or someone else off by playing with his/her tits and/or nipples. Some weird people get orgasms from this.

"Yo doilface, I gotta go home and have an awesome titty wank"

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Wank Crank

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

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Submariner's Wank

Wanking after lying on your hand until it's numb so that it feels like someone else is doing it.

Wow. I sure made that submariner's wank better by painting my fingernails first!

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willy wank

a thick person
a stupid person

bob: err, whats a light bulb
fred: you are such a willy wank

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condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

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wank metal

1 Similar to pussy metal, where a band attempts to sound heavy,and really really doesn't.
2 When a band is heavy but sounds so heavy it becomes boring.
3 Where a band tries and fails to emulate the unique sound of some iconic band.
4 When a band is just loud and repetative because they can't invent anything original.
5 When a musician uses a specialised instrament and just uses it normally (like having a six string bass and only using the one string)
e.g.
(1)Korn, Cradel Of Filth, Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach,Marlyon Manson, Murder Dolls, In Flames
(2)Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, In Flames
(3)Trivium, In Flames
(4)Trivium, Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, Papa Roach,In Flames
(5)Cradel Of Filth, Papa Roach, Trivium, Marlyon Manson, In Flames

Man that band's shite they only play "Wank Metal"

I thought that would be a good gig but it was just "wank metal"

I thought you had good taste but you listen to "wank metal"

Ha you listen to "wank metal" ... Ya Wanker!!

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wank bank

a place where you go to deposit sperm, i.e. a sperm bank

FRED: "im a bit low on money at the moment"
BARRY: "why dont you go to the wank bank for a bit of cash"

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