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When you get home on your birthday, and all your mates are banging your misses.
I had the best orange surprise party this year’s birthday.
Donald Trump. It's an allusion to the evil General Zod from Superman who forced the US President to "Kneel before Zod!"
Lindsey Graham used to courageously call out Donald Trump, but then to hang onto power he knelt before Orange Zod and apparently hasn't lost any sleep over it.
when you fart on a muffin and it makes the microwave smell like poo
dont make me give you an orange guffin bloop!
Orange Doe is a creepypasta technology high school teacher, with his hands not recovered with teeth in perfect condition.
Orange Doe is creepy….
Its a sad fanfic about hinata shoyo and kageyama tobio from the anime haikyuu on wattpad or ao3
Warning : your gonna cry.
Friend: have you ever read the fanfic " he smelled like oranges "
Me: yes. That made me cry my eyes out
Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth, or AOCFM for short, is the action of sticking one's cock, penis, schlong, dingdong, wiener, member into an orange without removing the peel. The process is described as incredibly painful and may cause physical damage to one's cock. The process is also described as a fun party game for a boy's night out. The word "Flicker" in AOCFM's name comes from the ancient French tradition of flicking an orange while preforming the action. This tradition of AOCFM dates back to about 2300 B.C.E.
"Hey man, wanna play Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth?"
Person 1: What is that fat orange lump over there?
Person 2: Donald Trump, he’s the orange raccoon