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Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.
Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story
one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere
For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!
A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.
Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out
Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls
I haven't heard of that in months
"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"
Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.