Cock Potato

One who walks around with a cock in his/her mouth all the time. Similar to a Couch Potato.

i.e. Rhianna is a cock potato, and likes it.

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ass potato

Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.

Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."

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Bob: "Hurry up in there."

Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."

2.

Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"

Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."

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cutie potato

A really adorable person, that's cute to the point that they seem like a potato. Considering that potato's are deemed cute you use potato at the end.

"Aw, my boyfriend is such a cutie potato"

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potato fart

When you fart and you accidentlly poop and the poop is a size of a potato

Ahhh man bruh I need new underwear and pants because I just had a potato fart

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Soggy Potato

When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.

Dude I totally wasn't getting hard for this fat bitch last night,so I just gave her a soggy potato.

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sack of potatoes

The thigh/butt area of a woman who has so much fat and cellulose build up that the lumpiness resembles a giant sack of potatoes.

"That 350 lb ho has some big ol' sacks of potatoes hanging down."

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hot potato

VERB

Baking a potato to the point of flaming hot status, and then smashing it onto someone's face. Preferably your mortal enemy. Be sure to wear oven mitts.

Veronica said "Bitch I'mma hot potato your face!"

"Did you hear what happened this weekend? Alice hot potatoed Christian's face after hearing he looked at her one too many times."

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