Baptismal rape

The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.

Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.

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link rape

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.

The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)

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Camera Raped

The act of one person taking many pictures of themself/ selfies on anothers camera, without them knowing about it: can vary from amounts of around 5 to as many of 30 photographs of the one person.

Usually an act commited by attention seeking, cake face, self centred tweens who want nothing more than a modelling job.

"Why do you have so many pictures of that chick on your camera?"

"Ahh, she totally camera raped me"

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Ear Rape

When you rape someone's ear, usually with a penis.

Man that guy totally stuck his cock in my ear, can you even report ear rape?

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Rape Juice

The excretes left over from a rape attack.

"Man, my leather gloves are just covered in rape juice"

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rape party

1. An actual party with rape involved

2. a large quantity of rape

3. Something that is just so awesome that you can't explain it any other way

1. The duke rape party

2. -"did u see all those rockets hit that truck"
-"yea it was like a rape party"

3. -"hey man how was the mosh pit?
-"it was a fucking rape party in there!"

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rape out

unconsensual making out.

"we are going to rape out with clawhorn"

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