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After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.
Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.
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fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane
Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!
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when you serve pilmeni both with Ketchup and mayo
- Would you like some real russian candy canes for your meal today?
- Yep, I like them that way.
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A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.
Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
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people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
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Same as the Russian dentist but the girl has braces..
When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.
You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!
Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder
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This happens when a man is about to "cum" the girl stomps her foot on the guys ball sack as he releases.
when you want to feel the sensation of the organs in the prostate so to intensify it you give me the russian elephant stomp.
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